To whom it may concern...I know what you're thinking... "Oh man, that's just what the world needs - another blog! As if that wasn't bad enough, here's a picture of a car driving towards an exploding nuke. And it's called The Downfall Theory! How bad CAN it get?!"
Well, it can always get worse, my friend, but we're not gonna discuss that right now. But don't worry, I'm kind of a pessimist, so I'll probably whine about that as well in the future. No, my dear friends, in this oh-so-awesome blog we will discuss all that is bad and annoying in our lives and how awesome it used to be "back in our days". And we'll do it in the most inappropriate and politically incorrect way known to mankind. OK, so I'm not really original... but hey, cut me some slack, I'm trying my best... It's my first blog after all.
So this picture above kind of represents the way this blog is headed - towards total destruction and utter failure. So why bother? Well, there can be many reasons. For one, in this day and age of Twitter, reality shows about dating Tila Tequila, and other retardery, I might be thinking about showing mankind the error of it's ways. By criticizing those ways. You know... like a constructive criticism. Either that, or I'm kind of bored at work. Your call.
So while I'm summoning my guardian spirits to grant me an inspiration for my first decent blog post, I'll just let you in on what you can expect. First of all, a lot of ranting about music, especially the kind of music I grew up with. Like Slayer (man, I was such a MESSED UP kid...). Movies, internet, video games, hobbies, girls... My god, I'm turning this blog into a teen magazine, and I didn't even start it yet! OK, while I go whip myself in repentance, keep in mind that I will return soon with some more posts that probably no one will read. So stay cool, everyone!
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